HAKURU_15 NETWORKS 04/03/12

so me and my friend went out and watch "This Means War" and fuck that movie is awesome and funny as hell. it's about two secret agents who are best friends work together on some missions and chase after some fucking i don't know French guy? i don't know if that guy was even French but anyways, as their mission was completed they realized that they haven't had one single date in years. like no girl, no sex in ages. and fuck no relationships. so one time they put their names on the internet in a dating site. the woman shows up to the first guy (the dude from The Warrior, an MMA movie) after that goes well, the other guy who is like the more handsome like finds her in a rental movie store. after that goes well.... downhill he follows her into her own grilling program and gets her on a date at a club. that was a success too.
now you may find out that "wait what? shes dating two guys?"
well yes of course. because she hasn't had a cock in her in AGES.
so back at some secret agent head quarters, they began talking to each other. the handsome dude talks to the MMA guy and says "are you looking at porn?"
and the MMA guy says "no I'm looking at my new girlfriend"
and his like "wait really? me too so the MMA guy goes like "okay okay one the count of 3
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this is the part where they go out in a war.
both of them were looking at the same girl and they were like "what... the... fuck...?"
they pretend to be cool about it and shit, but in a few minutes they were about to go into a deep heavy fucking war zone. yep. to fight over one sexy bloody slut. or.... woman. whatever you want me to say. anyways that's it guys, you're gaming news girl or who likes movies is out to dry some clothes. yes i do laundry, i might even take up in a maid industry if i have to. bye now